Get ready to set sail with the four fabulous Old Broads - and more! Yes... they’re ready for a Sassy Senior’s cruise to the Bahamas. Beatrice is determined to have her pick of ALL the eligible men on the ship... but Maude, fresh from her win at The Miss Magnolia Senior Citizen Pageant, plans on being her biggest competition. Wedding bells are ringing for Sam and Imogene... maybe. And Eaddy... well... she just wants to know what all the fuss is about up on the topless sun deck. Throw in a murder mystery, a fabulous drag queen and a crazy costume party, and you’re in for a laugh-a-minute, side-splitting laugh-out-loud night of fun.

Sunday, February 2, 3:00 p.m.

Monday, February 3, 6:30 p.m. 

 If you are unable to make it to either audition, please contact us at info@actiiplayers.org beforehand to arrange an alternative.

Rehearsals will start February 23

Performance Dates: 

May 3, 4, 10,11

Act II Players Rehearsal Facility: Almost Home Daybreak, 3604 Cardinal Point Drive, Jacksonville, 32257

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CHARACTERS:

BEATRICE SHELTON – Senior, bawdy former burlesque dancer

EADDY MAE CLAYTON – Senior, desperately religious

SAM SMITH – Senior, former Elvis impersonator and fiancé to Imogene

IMOGENE FLETCHER – Senior, sassy and bold fiancée of Sam

MAUDE JENKINS – Senior, dingbat wannabe beauty queen

HERBERT – 50s/60s, slick and overly tan villain

CAPTAIN SHELDON STERLING – 50’s/60s, ship’s captain

STEVEN DUPREE/MISS TEQUILA MOCKINGBIRD – 20s/40s, luggage porter by day and drag queen entertainer by night

JIM ROCKSTONE/MELVIN TRICKLE – 30s/40s, bumbling ship’s detective

HORACE BUMPUS – Senior, rickety and browbeaten husband

EDNA BUMPUS – Senior, rickety and hard-of-hearing wife

Want More Info? Please email info@actiiplayers.org