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Get ready to set sail with the four fabulous Old Broads - and more! Yes... they’re ready for a Sassy Senior’s cruise to the Bahamas. Beatrice is determined to have her pick of ALL the eligible men on the ship... but Maude, fresh from her win at The Miss Magnolia Senior Citizen Pageant, plans on being her biggest competition. Wedding bells are ringing for Sam and Imogene... maybe. And Eaddy... well... she just wants to know what all the fuss is about up on the topless sun deck. Throw in a murder mystery, a fabulous drag queen and a crazy costume party, and you’re in for a laugh-a-minute, side-splitting laugh-out-loud night of fun.
Sunday, February 2, 3:00 p.m.
Monday, February 3, 6:30 p.m.
If you are unable to make it to either audition, please contact us at info@actiiplayers.org beforehand to arrange an alternative.
Rehearsals will start February 23
Performance Dates:
May 3, 4, 10,11
Act II Players Rehearsal Facility: Almost Home Daybreak, 3604 Cardinal Point Drive, Jacksonville, 32257
CHARACTERS:
BEATRICE SHELTON – Senior, bawdy former burlesque dancer
EADDY MAE CLAYTON – Senior, desperately religious
SAM SMITH – Senior, former Elvis impersonator and fiancé to Imogene
IMOGENE FLETCHER – Senior, sassy and bold fiancée of Sam
MAUDE JENKINS – Senior, dingbat wannabe beauty queen
HERBERT – 50s/60s, slick and overly tan villain
CAPTAIN SHELDON STERLING – 50’s/60s, ship’s captain
STEVEN DUPREE/MISS TEQUILA MOCKINGBIRD – 20s/40s, luggage porter by day and drag queen entertainer by night
JIM ROCKSTONE/MELVIN TRICKLE – 30s/40s, bumbling ship’s detective
HORACE BUMPUS – Senior, rickety and browbeaten husband
EDNA BUMPUS – Senior, rickety and hard-of-hearing wife
Want More Info? Please email info@actiiplayers.org
presented through special arrangements with
Musical Theatre International (MTI) for licensing and production rights
Book by Abe Burrows, Jack Weinstock, and Willie Gilbert
Music and Lyrics by Frank Loesser
Show Dates: July 16-19, 2026
Online Audition Submissions Due by March 31, 2026, by 10:00 p.m.
Submit Audition Video to info@actiiplayers.org
Callbacks will be in person on April 7, at 6pm.
If you cannot make the callback, you will be able to submit a callback tape (TBA).
Submission Should Include
Actor's Full Name
Part You Are Interested In (Optional)
Name of Song Choice
Performers should submit a 16-32 measure song performance of their choice, not from the musical, which depicts their vocal range. Submissions must be accompanied with Karaoke music or live music performance such as guitar, combo, etc. Please perform song auditions showing vocal ability as well as characterization and movement.
Have fun!